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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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