- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Killing your friend as a joke.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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