What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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