- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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