Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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