- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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