So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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