- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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