What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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FUCK YOU

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Anti Joke

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