- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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