How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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