- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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