What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Praise Paisley

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roak

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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