- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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