Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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