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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Potassium? K.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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