- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

An Asian with a big dick.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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