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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your're racist.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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