Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Stephen Hawking

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the NAACP

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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