- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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