Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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