- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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