Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Balls

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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