- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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