THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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