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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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