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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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