- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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