- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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