- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

the game

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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