How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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nolan is gay

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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