- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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