What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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woman's rights

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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no.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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