- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

taking out the trash... at night

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.