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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

There's my tractor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob