- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, yup.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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