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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

sucks Syntax...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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