Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Your gay

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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