- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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