- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

So a seal walks into a club.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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