Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are red.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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George W. Bush

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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