- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's your blood type? Red.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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