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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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