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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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