- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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