How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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outside your comfort zone

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Matt is a Duster!

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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