- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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