- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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