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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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