How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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