- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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