How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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