Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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