Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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