What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are red.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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