- Anti Joke

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.