A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Stop Iran! We need the money.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

96

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Sex

thumb_up thumb_down +1

poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops