- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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