what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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