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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what is 3+3= 8

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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