a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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hey hey apple

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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