- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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