- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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