Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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