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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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