Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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wenis

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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