what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

360 NO SCOPE

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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