What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

[Set up] [No punch line]

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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