what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Anti Joke

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