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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

poopy is poopy

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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