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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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