- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

360 NO SCOPE

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Jesus Christ

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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