- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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