What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Jesus Christ

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

That is so fetch

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Latvia isn't a joke

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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