- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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