- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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