- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

The Princess is in another castle

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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