Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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