- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

knock knock go away!!!

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

wenis

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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