A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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