- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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