- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what are you mike bibby?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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