That is so fetch

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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