- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what is red and smells like paint red paint

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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