Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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