- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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