Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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