- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Tucker Rivera

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

whats bloop with an m? matthew

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