- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what are you mike bibby?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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