What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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