- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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