Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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