How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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