What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Come in

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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