What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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