What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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