Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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