whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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