- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Take part of what?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Dwight Howard

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did you poop because you are a poop

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??