WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Your're racist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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