- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is older than history?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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