Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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