- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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