- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Take part of what?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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