- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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