- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

im telling maguire

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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