- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Anyone can post anything.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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