An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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