What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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