What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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