So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

knock knock!? . . No.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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