I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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