Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Anti Joke

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