Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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