Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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