What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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