- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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